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I'm addicted to iced coffee. I eat anything & everything. I used to play guitar in a band called Forgiven Rival. Currently working on an new musical project. I entertain the odd conspiracy theory. I'm a video game nerd. I am an impulse buyer, and have a lot of junk because of this. I am an Engineer in my spare time. I wish I drove F1's.
This blog will be used for random crap that I find interesting that is too much for either facebook or twitter to handle, which isn't much..... I also use it to post the progress and amount of money I waste on modifying my car. A 2007 Subaru Liberty GT-B. Enjoy.
Beef Salad with Neil Perry Mac and Cheese on the side! (Taken with instagram)

Beef Salad with Neil Perry Mac and Cheese on the side! (Taken with instagram)

3 months ago
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The screenshot you sent is all wrong. It doesn’t let me play the video. It seems to simply function like a photograph of someone’s screen.

clientsfromhell:

Me: Do you have specific colours you would like used in the design?

Client: Magenta.

Me: Do you have specific colours you would like us to avoid using in the design?

Client: Bright Pink.

3 months ago
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Think I’ve finished tinkering about with this for the next little while….. (Taken with instagram)

Think I’ve finished tinkering about with this for the next little while….. (Taken with instagram)

3 months ago
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dvint1:

You’re in a helicopter flying over a post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested wasteland, heading towards a small outpost of survivors known as Abel Township. Your mission is top secret. All of a sudden, a figure appears out of the woods toting a rocket launcher and shoots your aircraft down. You survive the crash, but hordes of undead are closing in on you from all sides, eager to taste your flesh. There’s only one option: you’ve got to run. Run for your life.
This might sound like the opening sequence of the latest George A. Romero flick, or possibly even the start of some zombie shoot ‘em up game, but it’s actually the opening of a new iPhone sports app designed to help you run faster and for longer. The principle is simple: convince yourself you’re being chased by zombies, gain a quick adrenalin boost, run faster.
Zombies, Run! is primarily an immersive audio experience. You pop in your headphones, open the app on your iPhone and go for a run. While running, you listen to an intricate story written by award-winning novelist Naomi Alderman, detailing your adventures trying to escape the marauding zombie hordes which now dominate the landscape. Those adventures, perhaps unsurprisingly, invariably involve your character running from danger. While fleeing the undead, you collect items, such as medical kits, military equipment and food supplies, which - in classic strategy-game style - can be used to help build your base. This is all great fun, but what really makes this app stand out is its innovative use of the iPhone’s GPS tracking system. While you’re out running, your progress is monitored and the sound of the undead groaning in pursuit is played through your headphones. As the zombies get closer, the sound gets louder and the groans become ever more chilling. You have to run faster to escape. (via CultureLab: Run faster – zombies are chasing you)

dvint1:

You’re in a helicopter flying over a post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested wasteland, heading towards a small outpost of survivors known as Abel Township. Your mission is top secret. All of a sudden, a figure appears out of the woods toting a rocket launcher and shoots your aircraft down. You survive the crash, but hordes of undead are closing in on you from all sides, eager to taste your flesh. There’s only one option: you’ve got to run. Run for your life.

This might sound like the opening sequence of the latest George A. Romero flick, or possibly even the start of some zombie shoot ‘em up game, but it’s actually the opening of a new iPhone sports app designed to help you run faster and for longer. The principle is simple: convince yourself you’re being chased by zombies, gain a quick adrenalin boost, run faster.

Zombies, Run! is primarily an immersive audio experience. You pop in your headphones, open the app on your iPhone and go for a run. While running, you listen to an intricate story written by award-winning novelist Naomi Alderman, detailing your adventures trying to escape the marauding zombie hordes which now dominate the landscape. Those adventures, perhaps unsurprisingly, invariably involve your character running from danger. While fleeing the undead, you collect items, such as medical kits, military equipment and food supplies, which - in classic strategy-game style - can be used to help build your base. This is all great fun, but what really makes this app stand out is its innovative use of the iPhone’s GPS tracking system. While you’re out running, your progress is monitored and the sound of the undead groaning in pursuit is played through your headphones. As the zombies get closer, the sound gets louder and the groans become ever more chilling. You have to run faster to escape. (via CultureLab: Run faster – zombies are chasing you)

(via gamefreaksnz)

2 months ago
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There’s one thing that our social media site will have that Facebook hasn’t even thought of… People can rate each other! Out of a possible five stars, depending on looks and talent… We’re gonna put that Mark Zapperburger out of business, I know it!
(via clientsfromhell)

That’s pure gold.

3 months ago
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clientsfromhell:

Client: I do have the logo on a Mac Disk, will that help?

Me: Please email the logo

Client: Trouble is we don’t have any Macs, and our PC’s don’t even accept floppy’s. How about I mail it to you?

Me: Are you saying the logo is on a 3.5” floppy disk?!

Client: I’ll have to double check. 

A few minutes of waiting. 

Client: The floppy disk measures 3.5 inches, yes. 

3 months ago
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Who says Monday’s are shit!? (Taken with instagram)

Who says Monday’s are shit!? (Taken with instagram)

3 months ago
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Bumblebee’s cousin parked behind me. (Taken with instagram)

Bumblebee’s cousin parked behind me. (Taken with instagram)

3 months ago
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